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Funny Sports Quotes |
“On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.”
-- Lou Holtz
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“If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.”
-- Rod Gilbert
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“The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract..”
-- Spider Lockhart |
“Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David..”
-- Shug Jordan
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“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
-- Yogi Berra
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“They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing
your brother.”
-- Lou Holtz |
“We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else
to play!”
-- Pat Williams
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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
-- Source Unknown
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The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's butt every day but we sure didn't expect
a total eclipse.
-- Steve Sloan
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I'd run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
-- Russ Grimm
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